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the way kobayashi sensey says peanut butter
>_< "why you say penis buh-tuh? go to kobayashi corner!"
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A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.
I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!
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A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.
Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
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When you and your boyfriend, have hawt steamy butt sex your penis may get, tangled thus resulting to humilation for you need help!
Bill your penis is hawt, so is yours Jim. You know we should touch them ya! Mmmmm WOW WTF!!!! THERE TANGLED, EWWWWWWW DUN Dunn dunnnnnnnn, you got PENIS TANGLE.
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After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.
Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.
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1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
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A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.
Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.
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