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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 3, 2020


Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018


Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018


Job

A job is what people do to get money.

I got money from my job.
I was applied to my favourite job.

by Joshua Dictionary October 19, 2019


JOB

(J) JUST (O) OVER (B) BROKE

My friend makes alot of money with his career, but I just have a JOB.

by ReaperG June 6, 2021


job

Work

I had a job

by ikca26 April 5, 2016


Job

God

Job is so fucking sexy

by Brother Moore October 16, 2019