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A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
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Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
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Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.
when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.
The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!
Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
The overlord of us all
Praise the Lord of us all Boh-Boh the monkey