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the way kobayashi sensey says peanut butter
>_< "why you say penis buh-tuh? go to kobayashi corner!"
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A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.
I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!
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A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.
Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
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When you and your boyfriend, have hawt steamy butt sex your penis may get, tangled thus resulting to humilation for you need help!
Bill your penis is hawt, so is yours Jim. You know we should touch them ya! Mmmmm WOW WTF!!!! THERE TANGLED, EWWWWWWW DUN Dunn dunnnnnnnn, you got PENIS TANGLE.
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when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh
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When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
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After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.
Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.
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