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my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g
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An extremely advanced sex technique that was banned in 19 countries by the Geneva Convention and remains today as one of the most powerful and notorious sex moves history
Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
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A women who is so fat she has two FUPA rolls and a fungus cream collecting in between them, is in possession of a double FUPA with cheese.
Similar to "ear cheese" with gauged piercings.
Holy shit man! I can smell that huge bitches "double FUPA w/ cheese"!
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See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.
Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.
Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.
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A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
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when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon
Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...
Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...
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a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.
I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.
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