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Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower
(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear
(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)
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The most fearsome marsupial of Australia. They hide in trees and will prevent anyone from camping beneath the foliage, for they will drop down upon you and maim and/or eat you. See Also Hoop Snakes
I was going to travel to Australia but those Drop Bears sound dangerous.
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An Australian Animal. Extremely dangerous and barely known.
"Don't camp under that tree. There could be drop bears"
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a totally attractive, smart, athletic, off the charts cute
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.
I wish all men were joey bears.
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necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache
you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear
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The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.
Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.
Poopy Bear, you are my everything.
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Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.
Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.