Beaver Falls

The one city in Beaver County where white people our the minority, and named after big hairy beavers committing suicide.

That dude is from Beaver Falls.

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Beaver Bash

A Beaver Bash is the antonym of a Sausage Fest. It’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.

Eddy – “Saturday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”

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Sneaky Beaver

A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.

... here goes Tsquared going sneaky beaver

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beaver tails

When a womans tits are very flat and look like they've been sucked dry

That chick has an awful set of beaver tails on her.

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dead beaver

an unshaven woman with a yeast infection

Leah: Ew what's that smell?
Emmy: Oh that's that dead beaver over there by the recliner
Leah: OH!...ew Emmy

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Beaver Pond

A hot tub filled with hot chicks.

Dude, let's go fishing at the beaver pond and see who nibbles the worm.

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beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

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