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On 5th December, a girl needs to give her guy a bra bracelet. If she doesn't, then the sweater she received on National Sweater Day should be returned.
I'm going to give this guy a bra bracelet on "Give a bra bracelet day".
A term from Huntington Beach, California. Meaning an extreme sports athlete. Thats very good at what he does and brings amazement to the crowd and/or fans.
Nice back-flip tail-whip, Shockin' Bra.
A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
When a woman manages to slip her bra on the chest of an attractive male. The man will immediately start doing whatever the woman wants and will fall in love with her. He'll also start worshipping the woman's boobs. The bigger the bra the worse the hypnosis is. Men watch out.
"Woah, how'd you score that hottie?"
"Oh, easy. He came with a 36DD bra trap."
"Lucky girl."
the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy
God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra