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When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.
"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"
"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.
After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!
Second harvest corn harvested from shit smeared on a wall.
Dude I was so hungry last night I ate some of my roommate's wall corn.
a lesbian who is from or currently resides in the state of Nebraska.
"so did you find out if she was a corn dyke or not?"
"yep, she digs chicks."
The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.
it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself
Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.
"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale
"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine
"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki
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A euphemism for masturbation or Jacking off
Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"
Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"
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