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drum captain

A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.

Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.

Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.

Captain: But you can read music.

Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.

Captain: You're a faggot.

Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.

by Pkshn March 20, 2014


Drum&bass

Power puff girls theme music is drum and bass
Drum&bass

Yo, druid kill da dub step tired mare, Alexa please play drum and bass power puff girls theme music...Drum&bass

by Jennsbitch February 6, 2018


Drum&bass

Drum and bass

Koleca is the craziest drum&bass mofo out there
DnbMiguel the best!

by Mario.Maiden November 16, 2021


nerdy drum-kit

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024


Drum Major

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant

The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get

by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021


Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

by Skippystein June 25, 2024


drum line

in love with the color guard. gossips 24/7 usually about the color guard. Can’t stand in a straight line at the last set of movement four for all the love and money in the world

Band Kid: isn’t that clarinet player so cute
Drum line: I prefer color guard plus she is two years younger than me.

by straightforseth October 13, 2021