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Putting English On

The actual definition is a bit vague, and globally applicable. Although the pool usage may mean backspin, it actually can mean anything. It is comparable to the phrases "elbow grease" or "heat" from baseball, in the fact that it is a metaphor for a non-existent amplifier.

I had to put some english on my handgun to get it to fire.

I put some english on my car to get it the last mile.

I put some english on that punch, it knocked him cold.

by Chris Redfield July 28, 2005

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.

Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!

by TheOneSagat June 1, 2007

150πŸ‘ 244πŸ‘Ž


Bastardised English

The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")

It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.

American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"

by Myxomatosis August 5, 2005

157πŸ‘ 258πŸ‘Ž


English-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.

Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.

by jxyz777 June 30, 2006

38πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


English Dick

as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.

guy: how was the sex last night?

girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one

by Ms. Hamburgler July 18, 2008

35πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Good English

The phrase good English means that a girl has particularly attractive feet.

Yo Ben that girl over there with the Tory Burch sandals has the β€œGood English”

by Englishlover April 17, 2020

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


US English

A language so mutilated it doesn't deserve to be called English any more.

"Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment

Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English

by 1471717gasdg87a5sge April 28, 2015

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž