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The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.
Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.
as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the sex last night?
girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick
guy: so u didnt like it?
girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
The phrase good English means that a girl has particularly attractive feet.
Yo Ben that girl over there with the Tory Burch sandals has the “Good English”
A language so mutilated it doesn't deserve to be called English any more.
"Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment
Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English
English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.
Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class
Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You