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When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.
1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.
To fap in rapid succession.
Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.
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An entire male generation raised on high quality, readily available internet porn who have their conception of real females completely out of whack as a result.
- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
At a party...
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
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When you take some adderall and struggle to get hard while watching porn, ensuing a three hour time of self-exploration
amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
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Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
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Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.
Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.
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Accidentally (or intentionally) high-fiving, fist-bumping or shaking the hand of an acquaintance or stranger, following a self-love session.
Dude...Clay was locked in his room for at least a half hour and then high-fived me. Something's not right.
Sir, I believe he just gave you Fap-Dap.
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