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To fap in rapid succession.
Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.
An entire male generation raised on high quality, readily available internet porn who have their conception of real females completely out of whack as a result.
- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
At a party...
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
When you take some adderall and struggle to get hard while watching porn, ensuing a three hour time of self-exploration
amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.
Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.
Accidentally (or intentionally) high-fiving, fist-bumping or shaking the hand of an acquaintance or stranger, following a self-love session.
Dude...Clay was locked in his room for at least a half hour and then high-fived me. Something's not right.
Sir, I believe he just gave you Fap-Dap.
Danger Fap is an intense, but dangerous game. In danger fapping, one must masturbate to about halfway till jizztown. The person must then shout for a mom or dad to come into the room, then beat the cock so you can beat the clock.
Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap
"Mom can you come in here?"
FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFap!!!
"Never mind Mom, I just wanted to try this sweet thing called danger fapping. Now suck me off"