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When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.
Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.
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When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.
I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.
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Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
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one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.
babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!
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The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!
Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?
Tony: Really?
Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!
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Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!
A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!
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A phrase used by the youtuber Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.
Keemstar: Do you have any idea of how fast i am?
random person:.....
Keemstart: IM FAST AS FUCK BOYYYYYYYYYYY
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