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When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.
(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*
Dan: This shit bumps.
When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.
Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.
Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking
I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15