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The collective universe of human minds and egos globally.
The human egoverse has been magnified and intensified by the internet.
a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human
The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.
Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.
Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.
Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!
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When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.
Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"
Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"
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A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.
Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"
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A person who is made up of 3 or more nationalities/ethnicities.
Sometimes the mix up seems odd and unlikely, but occurs a lot these days.
Someone who might be Australian, European, Asian, Mexican and Canadian all in one. That is called a Human Mutt.
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