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A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging
I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.
The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"
"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"
Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
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When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.
Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.
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When someone takes a massive, juicy shit into a friends hat. Like at a baseball game when your ice cream is served in a upside down helmet.
I fell asleep at the party and Logan gave me a Lazy Sunday
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A Sunday spent with a friend or two just hanging out and smoking weed. A great way to wind down after a weekend that originated in Fairfield, Ohio.
"Joe and I had a very relaxing Lazy Sunday last week.
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