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To honor Corey la Barrie Bc he passed on his birthday in an accident it will be on may 10th and u wear blue for Corey
National Corey la Barrie day is when we wear blue.
It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.
I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.
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A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.
“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”
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The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.
Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.
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While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.
He was surprised he didn't get a blow job after giving her a Barry Dangler
1. Sarcastication of "brb" used in SMS and Instant Messaging meaning, "be right back".
"Barri Bee, need to get a Coke."
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Someone who is always confused about their gender has no life and probably has that one thing you swore that you had just seen on the table.
God damnit Morgan Barry!