Piss kink

yummy drink

ME: i luv piss, i def have a Piss kink
ew hater: go die

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Piss Bag

A recepticle for urine attached via a catheter, as worn by old people and Craig David

" I'm getting pig sick of pissing t'bed .... been to see the doctor - he's fitted me with a piss bag - bo selecta!"

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Wedgie Piss

When a person is given a wedgie then they pee themselves from embarrassment or they already had a full bladder.

Once I got dared to get a wedgie piss. I had to drink a gallon of water then was hanged in the closet for hours. When I finally couldn't hold it anymore I drenched my pants in piss.

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Piss grenade

A can of beer, you pull the pin and after a period of time you need a piss.

Yo, bro, chuck me another piss grenade.

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piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

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Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

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Jizz Piss

the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.

Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.

Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!

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