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A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.
Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon
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A remake of Pokemon Sapphire for the GBA. Released, November 21st, 2014. It is a very popular game for the 3DS. Primal Kyogre & Primal Groudon.
Wow! Pokemon Alpha Sapphire is the remake of Pokemon Sapphire!
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"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.
Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again
Con: Have to remember what name you told her
"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."
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The gayest crap to ever be created. Its like the first time you eat a goats butt in Abu-dahbi.
wow, i just played Pokemon Go and I like men!
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A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
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The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.
This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.
JubeiSaotome aka RobertoFrog.
04:45 PM <RobertoFrog> sawjay what pokemon do u have?
04:46 PM <RobertoFrog> O!!!! IS XERIN IN THE NEW POKEMON???????????
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am a better pokemon man than sawjay
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am the master of the pokemon
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