Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand
Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in
That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.
You're a real pork slider, you know that?
If you know. You know ;)
Netflix and Chill just got competition
Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?
A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...
A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.
Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?
Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.
Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.
Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.
I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.