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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards

Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.

by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017


Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy December 26, 2015


Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!

by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018


Eated the soap

you get smarter after eated the saop

how remove dumb?

you need to eated the soap

by among ass February 23, 2022


Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.

Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.

by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021


undoxable soap

Soap used daily to make sure you remain undoxable (Covers your tracks and become undoxable)

I use undoxable soap everyday to remain undoxable

by undoxablesoap August 16, 2017


Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020