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shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017


african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo March 6, 2016


Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 18, 2022


Screen-shave

A word that means to remove everything from the screen, like enemys or it could be real people, but what it means it remove whats annoying from what's visible on the current screen.

Screen-shave could be used to mean clearing out an entire screen filled of enemies and players or clearing out an entire
screen of open tabs

by Alexhrt February 23, 2023


Yak Shaving

Continuously talking while you shave

Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 21, 2021


Breakup shave

When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)

"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"

by Tork, Lewith September 25, 2016


Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024