Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.
Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?
A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
When you repeatedly punch a woman’s pussy till they cum
“Dude, I made my girlfriend squirt so hard from performing The Rocky”
The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.
Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.