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When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!
When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.
The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.
When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.
Did you see that crusty urinal streak?
Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.
A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten
At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”
Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS