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A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.
Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!
Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Lime. Made famous in Richmond bars.
I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.
A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.
My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.
A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.
"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.
"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."
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THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW is like a redneck court
I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court
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