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A bitch that fucks dude on dating sites for the thrill of pleasure.
You ever fuck a Victoria, yeah check my tinder dm
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The best state out of them all. Located in the South-East of Australia. It is very Cool and Awesome and Nice and Awesome. Why aren’t you living here yet, you probably live in New 🤢South🤢Wales🤮. NSW plebeian’s.
Banana: New South Wales is so cool and awesome I love It ENENENENEENAAAAAA.
Victorian (Chad): Shut up. idiot. This is Victoria State, Repent.
Banana: NEWSOUTHWALSS NEWSOUTHAWALDNEW NEW SOUTH WALS
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Victoria James is the sweetest, most pure, show stopping, amazing, beautiful, dazzling, gorgeous, great, smart, very very THICC, lovable, amazing human being. Victoria James is so perfect just one second of eye contact and she makes you forget all the bad things that ever happened to you. she is like and angel sent from heaven so fucking just perfect and she deserves EVERY single amount of love in the whole wide world. but sometimes Victoria James can act a little goofy to the point where she doesn't make sense, but that is what makes her personality cute. if you are having a bad day Victoria James' sweet, soothing voice will heal your pain in seconds. Victoria is like a literal angle from heaven. I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so muchhhhhh~
me: *having a bad day*
Victoria James: *smiles out of nowhere because she is an incredible human being*
me: *feeling a lot more better*
Victoria James: hi :) *with her very calming voice*
my thoughts: wow I am so lucky to have Victoria I just have no words for how amazing she is.
me: oh, hi.
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Large car made by Ford that is used by many police departments. Since Chevy quit making large, rear-wheel drive Impalas, the Crown Vic is the choice of car for many cops.
Unfortunately, it has a nasty habit of exploding when hit from the rear; as often happens when police park by the side of the road. There are several lawsuits against Ford for this car, for this reason.
Daaamn....what was that noise?
Oh, that was some unlucky cop in his Crown Vic being blown up, cause some drunk rear-ended his patrol car.
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Aka. "Tits out Tory".
After a few drinks and the slightest of suggestions, Victoria will instantly whip out her tits and become Tits out Tory. She has fabulous tits and will share them with the world gloriously. Always invite a Victoria to a party for a good time.
Did you see that girl Victoria?
Her boobs are amazing!
Yeah, I love Tits out Tory.
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She's a bad friend most of them time. She stole your crush even though she knew u liked him. She also pretends to like things she doesn't to impress boys.
Girl: Victoria is a good friend, I just wish she never stole my crush.
Boy: Don't worry the relationship won't last long.
Girl: I feel suicidal
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The most boring place to be in Texas. The adults are all conservative Paultards and all the kids are on a sundry assortment of drugs. This town boasts a large number of both wangstas and shit-kickers. There is a street that goes on for at least 3 miles with nothing but churches, because everyone there loves God and hates fags.
Victoria is like a black hole of souls, because once you realize the dull monotony of living here your soul gets sucked into a portal.
The fortunate Victorians either die in drunk driving accidents or leave never to return.
Yeah man, I got out of Victoria, TX as soon as I can, but I'm now seeking the help of a therapist because the shithold completely annihilated my sense of well-being.
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