Queen Satan is the true Queen of Hell and all things hell, Owner of The Dank Kingdom and all things that have glitter on it. Insert :naenae: here
Yooo, is that Queen Satan.
Bro, I feel like Queen Satan is about to ban me.
A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
A world famous hactivst group which base their operations on making sure as many people as possible have some kind of incurable disease. Started within the depth's of the Call Of Duty underworld their operations have now branched out and are now closing in on their target of world domination
Kallum - "Calvin ! i cant move my legs anymore"
Calvin - "Looks to me like the satan squad got their wish "
When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan
*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John
Satan Face is a force much like troll face.
Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.
"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill
"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom
"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James
When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.
I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.
Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.
2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.