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Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021


Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.

“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!

by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024

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Ecko envy

To be jealous of your peers possessions, boyfriends, attention recieved by others. To be driven to the point of theft from such persons.

All the people around the homeless shelter have Ecko envy.

by Gridbug September 21, 2018


Uwu envy

Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.

Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.

Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
_______________

EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2023


Gamer Envy

When you witness someone play or achieve something in a video game and become jealous. You may possibly drop everything you were doing to indulge in your need to game, but you might not stop until you achieve your goal or see the morning sun rise.

Hey, my friend found an Elytra in the Minecraft server before I could! I've got a serious case of gamer envy; I need to hop online and find one as soon as possible!

by Lucky Crown January 13, 2022


Penis envy

When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing

Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)

by -dipshit May 3, 2022


Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021