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Underwear that ugly, fat, virgins wear. They are large, cotton, and go up to their belly button. The worst kind come in a $5 package of 8 from Walmart. If you see a girl wearing these run. This girl is a loser and doesn't deserve attenton. Her underwear choice is sin and she deserves to die alone and she probably will unless she changes her underwear.
My girlfriend wears granny panties, I made a terrible, terrible mistake.
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The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!
Deano: Respect!
Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
"Old granny basher on the 45"
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An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.
The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"
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For a male to engage in sexual intercourse with a female (possibly of loose moral character); and do so with such vigour that the effects are felt generationally with, perhaps, ageing effects.
(Sid) Did you see the tits on that?
(Johnny) I did; I'd bash a granny out of that one!
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An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
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To indicate the desire for intercourse with a female. Usually in cockney terminology, when drunkenly pulled a bit of fluff (bird, girl), and blatantly let her know you want to slip her one.
I want to bang the granny out of you, or I can't wait to bang the granny right out of you, you look bloody hot.
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