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The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human
The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.
Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.
Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.
Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!
When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.
Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"
Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"
A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.
Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"
A person who is made up of 3 or more nationalities/ethnicities.
Sometimes the mix up seems odd and unlikely, but occurs a lot these days.
Someone who might be Australian, European, Asian, Mexican and Canadian all in one. That is called a Human Mutt.
The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.
Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.