slow lane

Opposite of fast lane, Its a lifestyle or area that is in dirty drug infested poverty with desperate bored and broke people who do scandalous things to come up. They dont give a F .You could get robbed over 5$ Hide your purse.

Watch your chain, we in the slow lane!!

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slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

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Slow cooking

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

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slow burn

a fart, typically of the hot, silent kind, which takes a signifigantly longer time to dissipate in a room.

"Better take your time going in that room, I just cut a fart, and it's a slow burn."

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slow playing

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.

"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."

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Slow State

A “Slow State” is a State that has not progressed as quickly as the majority of the other 50 States in the US. Slow States normally share borders with other Slow States, and are rarely intellectually-land-locked by their more evolved peers.

The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession

If you're a bright gay/lesbian liberal non-Christian minority, it is advisable to spend as little time as possible in a Slow State.

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slow creep

slow creep: The phrase "slow creep" is used when one gets high off of crippy, and the high slowly creeps up on you.

Janine sat listening to music after smoking her last joint.
as the song ended, she suddenly realized that the slow creep was now full blown; she was baked.

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