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Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.
You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.
Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.
You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.
"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.
"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."
Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."
oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.
it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.
a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.
Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife