drew lock

Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.

I would love to have Drew Lock be my team’s backup quarterback

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caps lock

a key on a standard US keyboard that defines a variable setting all charicters type to be in the capital form

i pressed caps lock to get the text LIKE THIS

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locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

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devil's lock

A small square of hair located at the front of ones hairline, and centered. Rest of head shaved. Grown out long and worn in front of face.
See Danzig, Glenn.

Jeremy's devil's lock looks gay.

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shit-locks

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

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crotch lock

When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.

Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?
Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.

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not locked down

Single, makin out with random people, crackbeez, flirting, hollerin.

Margo and Rachel are not locked down.
I wanna sleep with them and make it rain on them.
Maybe fornicate on their chest ;).

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