molly teh mop

The Bill H of Button*Masher.

Bill*H can hook you up with B*Ms new CD, Too Cliche.

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Bout fo mop

When you finna eat some good ass food

"Cheee bout fo mop"
Word created by reyce hasegawa-ilae

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Mop and Bucket

refers to a woman who is pretty much hell downstairs. Mop refers to the unattractive amount of pubic hair & bucket refers to her having a huge vagina. pretty much any guys hell.

Jcon: 'dude, did you fuck her last night?'

RoadKill: 'nah man, i went down south and...'

Jcon: 'And what?'

RoadKill: 'worst Mop and Bucket I've ever seen. I grabbed my coat, ran and never looked back'

Jcon: 'LOL'

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Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

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i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

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hot fudge mop

After fucking a girl in her ass, pull your dick out and cum on her forehead. Then take your shit stained dick and rub the cum all over her face.

I hot fudge mopped her.

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Culver City Hot Mop

When the hairs that surround the anus, still drenched with diarrhea, brush either the nostrils or the bridge of the nose of one's partner during the act of 69ing, thereby leaving a brown streak. Most likely to happen while getting into position for the 69, as there is an enhanced possibility of loss of balance while mounting.

I thought I was going to eat this really sweet pussy but I ended up with a Culver City Hot Mop instead.

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