Blow Job Mints

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

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FuCkInG mInT ;)

1-fucking mint means ... fucking mint obviously!!

2-you did something dumb and you admit it but try to play it off cool by adding “FuCkInG mInT” at the end!!

3-people just do it cause other people do it ... and it’s a trend on tik tok

if you don’t have tik tok !! you can’t say fucking mint or it’s racist, it was created in tik tik... so stfu and except

and why the fuck are you searching fucking mint up for

eshay : hey bro i rolled this cunt this morning! little do i know... he was my brother !! luckily i had my cool Nike hat on, so he didn’t notice me...

( brother if your reading this, don’t tell mum)
tik tok ppl : FUCKING MINT

eshay : shut the fuck up cunt

- search up “eshay” for more ;)
FuCkInG mInT ;)

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Mexican breath mints

Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.

Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?

Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.

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Mint Chocolate Chip

The situation you find yourself in when you realize how nasty people would look jerking off.

Carol: OMG YOUR GRANDPA!
Kelsey: I will never be able to think about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream again.

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minted like bananas

Extremely cool. Invented by Patricia.

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas

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Let's Get Mint

The word mint is used to describe the condition of coins by a collector. A coin in mint condition is as perfect as the day is was made at the mint (The Place where coins are made). A heroin addict feels like pure ass until he or she shoots a bag of dope. When asked by my girfriend at the time how I felt after I shot-up 3 bags of heroin while being dopesick, I replied, "Damn, I feel fuckin mint." The shot of heroin instantly warmed my body and took away any of my withdrawal symptoms. I felt like I was in mint condition. Now, to a small group of local heroin addicts, the phrase "Let's Get Mint," means, let's go score some heroin and get high.

"Hey bro, I'm fuckin hurtin. Let's Get Mint."
"I'm dopesick as hell, Let's get fuckin Mint."
"Dude, that dope was fuckin mint."

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Hunior Mints (SP)

In Spanish they pronounce their "J's" as an "H" hence the name HUNIOR MINTS.

Omg! *spanish accent* These Hunior Mints (SP) are spec-fuckin-tacular!


Jesus = Hesus, Jump = Hump, Juice = Huice (hoou-ice), Janitor = Hanitor, Jello = Hello

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