Pant line

When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

Subject Lined

The act of sending an email with a highly inappropriate subject line to a friend as a prank. Typically this is done in jest in hopes of causing mild to moderate panic for the recipient at his or her workplace. When composed correctly, the email-- which is always sent to the recipient's work email address --should contain key words or phrases that would alert the IT department to the inappropriate subject matter. Topics may include, but are not limited to:

-Sex with Hookers or co-workers (preferably at work)
-The recipient's full-on addiction to cocaine
-A response to a prior email about the bosses micro penis
-Anything related to a Chris Hanson/Dateline NBC investigation on his/her usage of internet chat rooms

Dude 1: "I cannot believe Bryan got fired yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Seriously?! You 'Subject Lined' him with the "RE: Your Rubbermaid Chin Dildo order is confirmed" ...How did you see that one playing out?"

Dude 1: "...People who work at churches really need to lighten up."

Going to the line

To go to the county line where alcohol can be found, commonly used in Arkansas, due to the large amount of "Dry counties" where you cannot buy liquor.

"Hey man, while you're out, can you pick me up a 30 pack?"
"Sure, i'm going to the line anyways."

line of salt

Year 8s who think there proper solid snorting salt

Students: You just done a line of salt!
Cocky kid: this is just my usual

mendoza line

The absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (Named after Minnie Mendoza or Mario Mendoza, depending on whom you ask -- two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)

"I was going to buy that old Suburban, then I find out it gets 10 mpg, and I'm like, 'No, that's below the Mendoza Line.'"

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fog line

Placing a line of cocaine on a smooth clean ass crack waiting for that perfect timed fart to blow a cloud of powder in the air and sniffing the stank and the crank up.

Hey babe after we eat at my favorite Mexican restaurant how about doing a fog line on me?

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White Lined

Driving a motorcycle on the white highway center line (lane divider) in order to pass between other vehicles on the road.

White lined:

"I was running late, so i white lined it through the traffic jam".

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