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The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft
Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone
Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!
The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone
my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas
Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies
stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia
jebron lames: has it died?
stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy
Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.
Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!
the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings
the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"
ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee