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The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.
NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
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retards who use UD exclusively for:
1. posting pictures of themselves
2. not defining, but trash-talking various celebrities, bands, trends, etc.
3. one of the WORST...Trying to define
a.their own names,
b. other's names, or
c.bragging or bitching about a stupid rich area in their town,
d. or a school.
These people must stop defining because they`re ruining UD. Oh, and stop putting links to your myspace, you pretentious twats. Personally, I`m an editor, and have been cracking down even more on UD rape definitons..So watch out SPAMers. The UD editors will keep your pointless definitions from ever being seen.
Oh, and all of UD seems to be homophobic...Maybe I should make a pro gay definition and see how many thumbs down it gets!
1. "chek out this sexay pic of me...i am the queen of scene" --me <stupid image of some fugly fat chick with too much makeup on taking a snapshot of herself in the bathroom>
2. OMFGZZ! Lyke FEMINEM iz soooo dum yallz! hez a FAG LMAO. him an dr dre giv eachother BLO JOBZ! LOLZ!
3. a. Jenine:
The sexiest girl alive. Used for when someone is completely hot, sexy, and cool.
Example: Person1:Look at that sexy girl, she's such a Jenine!
b. Anna:
a ReAlLy SlUtTy GuRL!!!!111! ShE hAs EvErY STD iN tHe BoOk!!!!!!11!!!! aLl TeH gUyZ uSe HeR fOr A qUiCk F*Ck!!1!!
George:
Conniver! He'll seem like he loves you! But then hell drop you like a lead ballon! Watch out girls, he's known for making out with the school slut in the bathroom! I hope he effin DIES!
c. Winstonville:
All the stupid, rich, jock, republican, slut christioans liv there! all their daddies buy them expensive cars for their sixteenth birthdays! they haev good parties because their parents are never thar! theyre always drunk! no one likes those stupid preps! the winstonville girls are skanks and wear their skirts so high you can see their thongs!
d. St. Evans:
All the girls are sluts and they gasp when you walk all over the emblem, but deny being there. They bitch about the uniforms but yet on free dress day they always wear the same high-collar preppy outfits! Skanks! blah blah blah blah blah
Listen everyone: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH TELL THEM THAT TO THEIR FACES!
And stop defining EMO and scene! There's like a bajillion defs already.
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an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.
When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.
Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!
State-Rape occurs when a society has a government state in or headed towards tyranny and abuses its power by making ridiculous laws, having a conversion to a police-state, unfair tax rates (higher rates for the poor, small rates for the super rich), government officials and laws influenced by special interests (usually by lobbying from big corporations and big banks), etc. and has the general public effected or targeted by the states tyranny.
1. "Joe got state-raped; He received ten years in prison for possessing a cannabis cigaret."
2. "I got state-raped by paying a higher tax rate than most, if not, all super rich people."
3. "Steve got state raped by being indefinitely detained without due process or trial for being a 'suspected terrorist' because he was peacefully protesting."
Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car
That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!
When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"