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the action of putting mentos and diet coke in either your ass or another person's ass
i'll richard simmons ur ass
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When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.
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A man who while very acomplished as a biologist has become a troll who confuses opinions with facts and likes to input his personal philosophy into scientific knowledge.
Dawkins also has a cult following of militant fanboys who dream about him on the internet and this will become apperant when you see the thumbs down on my definition
And if you fucking fanboys don't like my definition of your dear idol richard dawkins I got two words for you.
SUCK IT!
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A legendary rangers player whos name is no used for signalling to do the off (Leave or run away)Ned slang
"Catch yez after lads an daein the Richard Gough "
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1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by fucking her husband richie sambora IMMEDIATELY after they had split. Ms. Richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at pornography and calling her a filthy slut, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man boobs. a down-grade.
2. the act of fucking your best friend's husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your pornography-loving ex.
example A: Look at that bitch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. She bitches and whines about her "awful" and "abusive" husband for public sympathy, then she goes and fucks another chick's man. Not so innocent now, is she?
example B: I just broke up with Jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend Gina went after him. She pulled a denise richards.
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the most bad ass navy seal to ever walk the earth. author of the rogue warrior series of books
i'm gonna richard marcinko your ass!
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A dumb bitch that leaked his pp to a thousands of 12 year olds on live and then a month later his friend toke the blame for him using drugs and got sentenced to one year in jail but luckily he got bailed also this guy is 17 and has millions of followers on TikTok and Instagram and now all the 12 year olds that follow him think it’s ok to use dRuGs
Police : you are under arrest for the use of drugs
Bryce : no sir it was me pls don’t arrest him for something he didn’t do
*bryce gets arrested and leaves *
Blake : Josh Richards you son of a bitch now he has a criminal record and he did nothing why would you let him do that
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12 year old to her friend : omg I saw Josh Richards d**k live yesterday
Friend: omg that is so cool and since he did drugs and nothing happened to him I am too
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