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Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.

The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.

by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 24, 2012

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Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.

Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!

by Mpak July 6, 2009

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squid bait

A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.

"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"

by lealea November 9, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2014

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squid market

a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.

Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude

Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market

by squidguy June 18, 2011

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bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

by Kraznodar May 1, 2008

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Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!

by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023