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Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.
Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?
A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
When you repeatedly punch a woman’s pussy till they cum
“Dude, I made my girlfriend squirt so hard from performing The Rocky”
Rocky Pelle, is the best person you will ever meet. With his 12 inch dick, he will destroy any girl. He is the kindest sweetest and best-looking person in the world, and certainly, no one else can match him. All the girls are all over him and he cannot get them away with his irresistible smile. Certainly the best person in the world.
OMG is that Rocky Pelle.