Line snacks

Tasty finger foods, especially sweet and salty, carried in a ziplock bag to enjoy while waiting in line to get into a concert or sporting event. Examples: French fries, pigs in a blanket, cookies, pretzels. See also Linegating.

I'm so glad we brought our line snacks to munch on while waiting in line for the Atlanta Foo Fighters show today!

waiting line

The line of people waiting their turn for a blunt to be passed around.

From the Zero 7 song "In the Waiting Line" popularized by the movie Garden State.

Wasting my time, in the waiting line...

Pant line

When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

Subject Lined

The act of sending an email with a highly inappropriate subject line to a friend as a prank. Typically this is done in jest in hopes of causing mild to moderate panic for the recipient at his or her workplace. When composed correctly, the email-- which is always sent to the recipient's work email address --should contain key words or phrases that would alert the IT department to the inappropriate subject matter. Topics may include, but are not limited to:

-Sex with Hookers or co-workers (preferably at work)
-The recipient's full-on addiction to cocaine
-A response to a prior email about the bosses micro penis
-Anything related to a Chris Hanson/Dateline NBC investigation on his/her usage of internet chat rooms

Dude 1: "I cannot believe Bryan got fired yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Seriously?! You 'Subject Lined' him with the "RE: Your Rubbermaid Chin Dildo order is confirmed" ...How did you see that one playing out?"

Dude 1: "...People who work at churches really need to lighten up."

mendoza line

The absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (Named after Minnie Mendoza or Mario Mendoza, depending on whom you ask -- two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)

"I was going to buy that old Suburban, then I find out it gets 10 mpg, and I'm like, 'No, that's below the Mendoza Line.'"

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White Lined

Driving a motorcycle on the white highway center line (lane divider) in order to pass between other vehicles on the road.

White lined:

"I was running late, so i white lined it through the traffic jam".

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fog line

Placing a line of cocaine on a smooth clean ass crack waiting for that perfect timed fart to blow a cloud of powder in the air and sniffing the stank and the crank up.

Hey babe after we eat at my favorite Mexican restaurant how about doing a fog line on me?

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