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knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience
Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.
Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!
When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.
After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'
A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
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When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
A search performed on google maps for girthy men.
How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.
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Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.
Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.
the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage
Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok