Meat grinder

Meat grinder: getting a BJ while teeth are scraping on the penis.

My penis is raw from the meat grinder I got last night at the party.

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

Meat grinder

Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

Booty Meat

noun; (slang, stuff Taylor says)

1. Something repulsive or dissatisfying.

2. The butt flesh providing round shape and shade for the back of the legs.

*see also 'cool beans'

That bus ride home smelled like booty meat!

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.