what am i supposed to type here?

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

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she pays what she weighs

If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.

She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs

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What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

When in English this sentence sound very funny... in Hebrew it's very common between friends.

When it's sound like the sentence connected to sex it's actually doesn't.

the meaning is kind of "sware to me" when someone say something you find hard to be true but deep inside you know it's probably true.

a. I fucked very hot girl in the club bathroom!
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

a.I sew your girlfriend kissing with someone else..
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

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what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

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What to do when yo niggah skeemin

You boyfriend is a cheater therefore you have to cut his penis of and feed it to his mom

Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it

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dont know what you been smoking

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking

Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

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what do you think about Turkey?

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?

what do you think about Turkey?

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