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Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023


Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016


Jour Gui

Happens during the 23rd of November. It's the time when your boyfriend gets a little bit more funnier than usual. Also, you can see that day as a day that you can't type the words correctly.

Most be Jour Gui because I cant type correctly today.
Ahahaha your so funny its like a Jour Gui.

by Master_Bill December 10, 2021


Sports Guy

A man who is sporty.

I'm a sports guy because I'm sporty

by Eddie the Head September 1, 2022


National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Day

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.

This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.

It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.

by theduckus February 18, 2024


Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.

That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.

by True Daddy December 28, 2011


the big guy

The big guy is jshlatt he is big and he is guy.

friend number 1-"dude who is that guy over there"
friend number 2-"Omg thats the big guy"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021