Cat

The silliest creature known to mankind

Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"

Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."

Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."

Cats

Fluffy footed animal

Hey look there's fluffy footed cats over there

Cat

Someone who can cheer you up without even knowing it and is overall a nice person.

Hi cat

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

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The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal.12 It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family.4 The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.5 A house cat is valued by humans for companionship and for its ability to hunt rodents. About 60 cat breeds are recognized by various cat registries.6

Cats are similar in anatomy to the other felid species, with a strong flexible body, quick reflexes, sharp teeth and retractable claws adapted to killing small prey. They are predators who are most active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular). Cats can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small animals. Compared to humans, they see better in the dark (they see in near total darkness) and have a better sense of smell, but poorer color vision. Cats, despite being solitary hunters, are a social species. Cat communication includes the use of vocalizations including mewing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting as well as cat-specific body language.7 Cats also communicate by secreting and perceiving pheromones.