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Land Before Time (LBT)

A way to reference a girl or group of girls that look as if they just stepped out of the prehistoric age. This could mean they have the apperance of ethier a cave person or a dinosuar.

"Look at the herd that just walked into this party, they look straight out of the Land Before Time (LBT)."

"The tall lesbian over in the cornor is def LBT status."

by Planrapist March 20, 2010

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white people time delusion

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.

Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.

by pokie nose December 19, 2010

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Worst Movies Of All Time

1.most valuable primate, an insult to the whole game of hockey

the worst movie of all time

by vince March 29, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewish standard time (JST)

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

by Zack Taylor June 29, 2004

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Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

by Yeret February 9, 2015

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Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started

1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

by mike_man_united June 15, 2009

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peanut butter jelly time

A song written by rapper MC Chris that was later turned into a flash animation featuring the dancing n00b banana. family Guy once did a spoof on it, which is where most people think it originated from.

peanut butter jelly time is a song

by skimsauce September 13, 2006

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