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Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009


interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023


bruh monkey moment

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

by izzythedragon8 November 28, 2020


Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 26, 2019


monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023


Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.

Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt

by The Asylum February 27, 2023


Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018