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a guy who bitches so much,u can assume he likes penis in asshole.
Jack: oh my god! i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend again!
Jill: stop being a bitchy penis fucker...and rip her vagina up.
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the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
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Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?
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"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
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So small Need a microscope to see it
person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis
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(n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open.
When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away.
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The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.
Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.
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